This is for them twenty somethings Time really moves fast, you were just sixteen This is for them thirty somethings That didn’t turn out exactly how your mom and dad wanted you to be This is for them forty somethings Well raise up your glass and laugh like a motherfucker This is for them fifty somethings Hell, you’re halfway there, baby take it to the head
Mom and dad tried to hide the world Said, the world is just too big for a little girl Eyes wide open, can’t you see I had my first heels by the age of thirteen Mom and dad tried to hide the boys I swear that just made them want me more At fourteen they asked me what I wanna be I said “Baby twenty one, so I get me a drink”
I’m not a teacher, babe, but I can teach you something Not a preacher, but We can pray if you wanna Ain’t a doctor, but I can make you feel better But I’m great at writing physical love letters I’m a freak, all day, all night ooh Hot, top, flight, boy out of sight And I’m crazy, all day, all night Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life?
This is for them pretty somethings Living in a fast lane, see you when you crash babe This is for them sexy somethings That body ain’t gon’ always get ya out of everything This is for them bitter somethings Stop living in regret, baby, it’s not over yet And this is for them trippin’ somethings That’s high on life, baby, put me on your flight
I’m not a teacher, babe, but I can teach you something Not a preacher, but We can pray if you wanna Ain’t a doctor, but I can make you feel better But I’m great at writing physical love letters I’m a freak, all day, all night ooh Hot, top, flight, boy out of sight And I’m crazy, all day, all night Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life? (Woah)
You know it costs to be the boss One day you’ll run the town For now make your life what you decide Baby, party ’til the fire marshals shut this sucker down
I’m not a teacher, babe, but I can teach you something Not a preacher, but We can pray if you wanna Ain’t a doctor, but I can make you feel better But I’m great at writing physical love letters I’m a freak, all day, all night ooh Hot, top, flight, boy out of sight And I’m crazy, all day, all night Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life? (Woah)
There’s not a real way to live this For real Just remember stay relentless Oh yeah, oh yeah Don’t stop running until it’s finished Yeah, yeah, yeah It’s up to you, the rest is unwritten Yeah, yeah, yeah